- Life is basically a pile of garbage, but I’m trying to get through it.
- Welp, that’s been sportsball.***
- Genetic Apologizers & Various Topics of Doom
- My story was published…and people read it!
- I did a thing today
- Baby Steps, Secret Goals, Grammar, and the Miracle of Lists
- I was right, and I forgive you.
- Life Can Go Fuck Itself
- Jokes
- Why My Brain Sucks
- Misadventures with Nasal Spray
- Delayed Losses
- Coping with Insanity (The World’s, not Mine)
- My Country Western Song/Fucked Up Children’s Book
- Pass the zinc, please.
- Last Will and Testament…or Something
- Our Gift to You
- Motivation, or lack thereof. Also: enough with the fear, already.
- Thoughts are Bad, M’kay?
- Nostalgia and Realizations and Limbo
- Fully Functional Opposable Thumbs: Fun While They Lasted
- “I do not want to die…
- My Cipro Story
- “And the day came…
- I have the nervous system of an electrocuted insect. Also, I like cats. And the afterlife.
- What the hell is a dystopian flower garden?
- “Even if I knew…